- 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
- Me: Cannabis
- 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
- Me: Bruh
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law